Q: Hello?
A: Hey.

Q: Do cats always land on their feet?
A: Cats never land on their feet if you saw off their feet.

Q: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one thing with you, what would it be?
A: Tittays.

Q: What annoys you?
A: The Holocaust.

Q: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
A: In a hover car with robot friends.

Q: Coke or Pepsi?
A: Things like this just seem so unimportant ever since grandma died.

Q: How can I get in touch with you?
A: Don’t touch me.

Q: I have the hiccups. How can I get rid of them?
A: Kill yourself.

Q: Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
A: There are only, like, two songs about rainbows.

Q: Were any animals harmed in the making of this comic?
A: Many animals were harmed in the making of this comic.

Q: Why can’t you just answer a question without being so snarky?
A: Because we’re all gonna die.

Q: Have you been drinking again?
A: I’ll be fine.

Q: We used to be so close. Why don’t you call me anymore?
A: I’m just going through a lot of things right now.

Q: Do you think I’m pretty?
A: Of course. Come on.

Q: Why do you always set off smoke bombs and disappear every time I try to kiss you?
A: I don’t want to talk about this right now.

Q: Do you even care about me anymore?
A: Please don’t do this.

Q: Did you ever care at all?
A: It’s getting late.

Q: I miss you.
A: That’s not a question.

Q: I MISS YOU??? IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH OF A QUESTION FOR YOUR SUUUUPER SEEEEERIOUS FAQ??? PLEASE INSPIRE US ALL WITH YOUR AMAZING ANSWERS???
A: I’m done. Goodbye.

Q: Wait. I’m sorry.
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Q: You know I was just kidding around, right? I’m such a weirdo. Tee-hee!
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Q: Are you still there?
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Q: So what’s your favorite color?
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Q: I really like your comic.
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Q: It’s really funny.
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Q: The one where the banana gets angry? LOL!!!
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Q: You there?
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Q: =)
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Q: OK, I’m leaving too.
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Q: Bye!!!
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Q: Hello?
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Q: Fuck you, Ray DOUCHEray!
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Q: >=(
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